i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands
if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands
If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.
"My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest."
if someone wants to come cuddle w/ me in bed and listen to my problems and watch lame movies with me and eat pizza u are welcome to
Dylan spaces out and misses a question (x)
How can you solve a puzzle that’s always changing?
What would your top apocalypse survival tips be?
sometimes I feel bad for people who don’t have a tumblr cause they’re missing out on seeing my blog
My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog