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6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

nue:

"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
"

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(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
image

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something