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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

gnarly:

reasons to date me:
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5: please lol

gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

gnarly:

what if we named our kids after our url

gnarly:

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.