If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid
reblog if your vagina glows in the dark
when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
White girls trying to read captchas like
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something